Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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