I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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