I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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