remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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