Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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