drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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