worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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