would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I need to calm my uterus...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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