the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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