you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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