I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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