that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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