let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
