So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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