Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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