question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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