I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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