I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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