ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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