i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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