One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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