Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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