I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
