he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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