The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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