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• (361): View more from Texas

  What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?

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  These are the tickets we got last night.

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  Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?

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  Yes...yes you did.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs

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• (213): View more from California

  Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.

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• (805): View more from California

  The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro

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