Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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