remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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