Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i barfeds in our rink
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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