My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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