i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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