No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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