Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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