It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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