What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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