He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize