My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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