you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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