So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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