This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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