I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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