Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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