ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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