I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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