I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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