ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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