Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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