This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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