Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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