just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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