Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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