i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So many bounce houses so little time
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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