I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
