I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
