I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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