is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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