Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You work out of a Hotel?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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