thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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