im about as happy as oj after his trial
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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